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category international | environment | other press author Wednesday April 27, 2005 13:16author by hogworts Report this post to the editors

for verily they are toads, and they will pop.

To mark the anniverary of Hans Christian Anderson, and the calls by Shroeder to support this immoral EU constitution-
unknown forces have caused more than a thousand toads, (which belong to the same genus as frogs) to leave the small pond of Altona in Hamburg, and spontanously explode.

This is fatal.

The Public are being asked not to go into the parks.
they have no idea what they have done
they have no idea what they have done

The experts are baffled, this is because thanks to several generations of specialised education, there are no longer the sort of minds to be found in the average university who can answer questions like-

"Dr, why are the toads exploding?"

Thus, the specialist educationalist from the departments of Toadery, and Biotech R&D, and Multi-national-corporation management courses have come up with nothing better than -

"it could be fungus".


English-
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4486247.stm
http://news.scotsman.com/international.cfm?id=443452005
http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1114518789123E214
German-
http://www.taz.de/pt/2005/04/26/a0055.nf/text.ges,1
http://www.krone.at/index.php?http://wcm.krone.at/krone/C00/S25/A7/object_id__29816/hxcms/
http://www.sueddeutsche.de/,trt2m1/panorama/artikel/65/52013/
http://www.aon.at/jet2web/FE/LayoutTemplates/FE_Layout/0,4972,93-1-563699-0,00.html
http://www.welt.de/data/2005/04/22/708049.html
http://morgenpost.berlin1.de/content/2005/04/22/aus_aller_welt/748800.html
Spanish-

this is a link to the story about a Toad by Hans Christian Andersen.http://www.andersen.sdu.dk/vaerk/hersholt/TheToad_e.html

these are links to various sites on keeping toads-
http://www.herpindex.com/ftcare.html
http://www.toadilytoads.com/ask_rococos.html

this is an announcement on the international Beatrix Potter site asking for someone to help repair a broken model of Mr and Mrs Toadflax
http://www.worldcollectorsnet.com/bunnykins/messages/593.html

 #   Title   Author   Date 
   tippy toppy theories so far:-     doolittle    Wed Apr 27, 2005 22:13 
   Ribbid Ribbid EuroMayday 2005 in Hamburg city of exploding toads.     woof woof    Tue May 03, 2005 12:58 
   BBC news has tonight offered a new theory on the exploding toad thing.     update    Tue Apr 17, 2007 23:41 


 
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